You ain’t worth my time,and can’t take my place,
So if you got something to say, bitch say it to my face.

I play my game like monopoly,
I dare any bitch to land on my property.

Bitchy? Yeah I might be slightly.. .
Because I don’t know how to say, “Fuck You,” politely.

Bitch did I just hear you talkin’?
Yeah that’s right, keep fucking walking.

For all them hoes trying to take my spot,
I got three words for you, I think not.

When bitches bring shit, I’m far from the calmest.
I ain’t gonna slap you, I’ma fuck you up, that’s a promise.

Calling me a bitch? I know.. . I know,
But in the words of Ludacris, “You’s a hoe.”

I’ma real ass girl holdin’ it down.
Think you can take my crown and wear it proud?

Just because I flirt,
Don’t mean I’ma hoe.
Unlike you, I know how to say, “NO.”

To all the girls staring in my direction:
Damn right bitch, envy this perfection!

Damn right I look good, I got hella honeys
Me, jealous of you? Haha you’re funny!

To all the haters: Do what you do.
I ain’t got no more time to waste on you.

Damn I wrote this a long ass time ago. I was like lmfao when I read this, like damn I really wrote that?? haha enjoy.

1. G O L D - D I G G E R!!! CALM down shorty, that lifestyle was so 3 or 4 summers ago!!! None of that really matters now!!
2. You are one of my best guy friends. Thank you for your support with everything! Even when everyone else thought I was wasting my time you were there to keep pushing me on. And you still are. You understand what’s going on. I love you for that.
3. I love you. That’s all.
4. I wish you seen yourself the way everyone else sees you. A beautiful, selfless person.
5. MOVE THE FUCK ON. Damn, like I mean what the fuck is your problem. You’re always checking my shit and trying to find out what the fuck I’m doing. And it’s sad, because I’m not worried about you at all.
6. This one is to ALL the single momma’s. Keep holding it down. It might seem hard right now, expecially if you’re a young single mom, but you’ll get through it. The struggles are worth it.
7. I miss you. There’s nothing else I can really say to you but that.
8. Thank you for giving me that extra little push, you always know how to inspire me to do something good.
9. I want you to see that I’m not who you make me out to be. Frankly, all this saying stuff about me and whatnot is getting old. It’s pretty immature. We left high school, so act like it.
10. I’m not wasting my time on you anymore. It’s been a long time coming. I finally got my head on right.

WARNING: If you’re a typical female, don’t read because you might get HIGHLY offended!

• “Typical Females” are always hopping on the trend, music, style, and character wagon. In other words, you will receive NO originality from them. Not even in their personality. But she still claims, “You’ll never find a girl like me.”
• She THRIVES off of the friends and people she has on MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter. Half of the friends she has she doesn’t even really know them. She stays on MySpace all day everyday looking at the ex’s NEW girl, steady hating on the bitch!
• A “typical female” gives her number out to that random guy at the mall JUST because she likes the attention. She’s an attention whore and she just likes the fact that anyone notices her.
• Dresses like a hoe then wants to get mad when a nigga wanna grab her ass, treating her like a hoe. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON BITCH. Like I said, she LOVES the attention.
• She’s at the same spots EVERY weekend, you practically know her schedule for the weekend, you don’t even have to ask. “You going to Cirque Saturday right?” “Yeah. How’d you know?” “BITCH you’re there every weekend.”
• Bitch is always making up lies about the guys who WANT her, yet you NEVER see her with a man on her arm.
• SHALLOW. Bases a good man off of the materialistic things. BANKIN? check. CAR? check. HOUSE? check. JOB? check. bitch, before you try to find a guy with all those things, make sure you have the same!
• When she does find someone who is interested, she’ll lead him on, and leave this nigga hangin’. Now you wonder why guys do the same to you. What goes around, comes around. It’s true.
• She has kids but does NOT take care of them. She’s clubbing every weekend and her mom is stuck at home babysitting her kids that SHE opened her legs and had. Your mama didn’t have that baby, you did. So, be a mom and take care of yours.
• She tells you she’s had sex with 3 guys. (multiply that by 3 or 4 and you have the real number of dudes she’s messed around with) you ain’t gotta lie, he’ll find out from the homies soon enough.
• DOES NOT look good without makeup. Her makeup is caked on; so caked on you can see the cracks in her face from where she smiles or wrinkles her face too much.
• ALWAYS wants the guy to pay in a relationship. Once you’re IN a relationship, you need to start paying up too. You can pay for the date every once in awhile.
• Always talking about how she doesn’t like females, she doesn’t get along with them yet you see her that weekend with about 6 different females, friendly and all.
• She’ll talk down on some female for doing something that is
  “wrong” in her eyes but you catch her doing the same shit a few weeks later.
• HAS NO JOB.
• Always talks about what she has and what she’s going to get. Get a life, no one cares about your materialistic personality and the things you have. No one cares but you.
• She has sex with you after a week, then wonders why you don’t want a serious relationship with her, you just wanna be friends with benefits. Hold of longer homegirl, then maybe you can become that main chick material. You’re not even wifey materical with that personality!
• Always talks about herself!
• UNINTELLIGENT.
• Always talking about how she’s independent and how she’s so independent she got herself this and that, yeah you’re independent, independently living with your parents!! Get yourself your own place, car, and job, then let’s talk.
• THERE’S TYPICAL FEMALES EVERYWHERE! GIRLS IF ANY OF THESE POINTS MADE YOU MAD, THEN CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND QUIT BEING A TYPICAL BITCH. GUYS, THESE GIRLS ARE NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL. THEY’RE OUT FOR THEMSELVES AND THEMSELVES ONLY. DON’T LET THEM LEAD YOU INTO A LIFE YOU’LL SOON REGRET.

Second Woman: You need to add another category to your flow chart… it’s called BIRTH CONTROL BITCH! lololololol HAHAHA

Caution: If you are offended easily DO NOT READ! This blog is only intended to be funny. I don’t mean to personally offend anyone.

MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, ONE CONDOM AT A TIME

Condom noun – latex/rubber used to put on the penis to help prevent pregnancy and STD’s, about 99.9% effective if used correctly.

TOPIC OF THE DAY: Condom use.

Why do some of you teenagers insist on not using condoms or any form of birth control but then as soon as you get pregnant and have a baby, then you have the most advanced kind of birth control there is out there so you don’t get pregnant again. Dude, use that stuff BEFORE you get pregnant and have a baby, WTF is wrong with you people. Is your judgment impaired? If you don’t use condoms, please be on birth control people! There are a lot of different forms of birth control out there. There’s the shot, you get it every 3 months. There’s the Nuva ring which you stick up your vagina at the end of every month. There’s Implanon (I’d recommend that one) you get this little stick the size of a match put into your arm and you won’t get pregnant for 3 years! There’s the pill which you take everyday, last but not least there’s the patch. I’m sorry Cely but remember I told you I was going to use you as an example (check out Cely’s blog at babymamawars.wordpress.com). My friend Cely got pregnant freshman year and had her baby that summer before her sophomore year. She is now in her senior year, has she had another pregnancy since then? NO! Now she uses condoms or whatever she does but ever since she had a baby she’s been more “careful” or whatever you wanna call it. I mean dude be “careful” BEFORE you get pregnant not after. Ok, Cely, I’m done using you as an example, thanks for being such a great example! Anyways, condoms are the best thing to use. If you don’t like condoms at least use it for a little bit when yall first start, then he can take it off, then put another one on before he comes! THERE, problem solved. Thank you for taking the time to read this. Now be a good sport and strap up! Thank you for your time.

Yours truly,

Andrea. 

I don’t know what I really expected Whenever you began to pursue me
I knew about some of your past and present 
You swore up and down that you were Different and that it was all over with. 
You made me wanna believe you. 
 

You told me everything you thought I Wanted to hear
And in some way I was completely Oblivious of the skeletons in your closet.
She did not deserve this, and the worst thing Is… 
I hate that I’m the one who has to tell her This; you knew I never wanted to be the other girl. 
 

You fed us both lies…ironically that’s all you were good for
But it really gets under my skin because it shouldn’t have come as Any revelation to myself. 
In the end, who are you really fooling?
Apparently, just yourself. 
 

You never had my trust, nor did I believe you for a second,
You definitely proved to me that you are exactly who I always Knew you were.
 I really do pity you… as you’ll never change your ways that have Now become bad habits.
You’ll never be able to have a lasting relationship if you continue With your DISHONORABLE INTENTIONS. 
 

I’m relieved that I didn’t let it get too far; you could have been my Biggest regret.
I’m not like other girls from your past… I won’t let you walk all Over me,  
And I’m happy I did what I did because I still have my dignity. 
I can honestly say that I would never take it back… I really do hope You get what you deserve. 

If I am sorry about anything, it is that I know she is the one Hurting the most,
I’ve walked in those same shoes once… so I know exactly what she Is going through. 
To her I would say that, “I am truly sorry and that I never meant To hurt you. I should have never trusted him, 
There is no excuse.” 
 

To him these are my last words…
You are so selfish, always thinking about yourself, 
You are without doubt the most deceitful, self-centered, and Egotistical person I’ve ever met. 
 

I do not wish to speak to you ever again…have a good rest of your life.
I don’t know what she’ll decide to do… but I can only hope that for Her sake she’ll wake up one day and smell the coffee
To realize that you do not deserve to be with her… she is far too Good for someone like you. 
 

By the way I wrote this blog about a year ago, I think. And right now it applies to ONE person and one person only. In this it seems I’m very mad but I’m not at all. I forgiven but I can’t forget. Hope you enjoy. Please leave your dishonorable intentions to something that doesn’t have to do with anything in a relationship, because it sucks when a guy or girl gets played by someone else’s dishonorable intentions, believe me, I know, firsthand. This actually happened to me.

The last time I was GENUINELY happy.... October 2007

So lately, I’ve been lying to myself saying that I’m happy with the way things are, when in reality, I’m very dissatisfied with the way some things turned out and with some of the people that left my life that I wish were still in it. Sometimes I wish I could’ve changed some things that I did, but then where would I be now? Looking at that picture up there gives me chills, I haven’t been that happy and I myself know the reason why, but it’s hard to let myself admit it. No one else knows why I was so happy right there in that moment. I want that moment to come when I can be that happy again. I’m just feeling a lot of things right now, that I can’t really even put it into words. I’m out, two up.